the-laughing-cactus:

the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i freaked out and told him it was carpet

(via theramblingprocrastinator)

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

(Source: malkavianbaker, via somuchdustinhawaii)

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

(via shenannigansisland)

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

(Source: caturday, via gingmatic)

normanbecile:

loverofscythe:

Shellter, the kitten that died in the animal shelter cause no one wanted it and then became a ghost.

Ow

(via thatpunnyguy)

thatpunnyguy:

nosebro:

yolo

Dude, replace that Shellder shell with a keg and it’s perfect

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

(via breathingoceanair)

scottishtargetlady:

imagine snapchatting kristen wiig omg

floralprintprouvaire:

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

(Source: venomoth-balls, via dharmador)

(Source: zachscarroll, via im-just-a-faghag)